crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

(Quelle: duns-f0r-hands)

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent